Q: War isn’t fun.
A: Correct. Opinions are like assholes. 


Q: I’m an arms dealer, how do I get sponsored?
A: Contact Unpaid-Intern@WarIsFun.Org


Q: Is this a charity?
A: No. If we don’t pay taxes how will the US buy things that go boom? 


Q: Where does the money go?
A: RTX.com / Lockheedmartin.com / NorthropGrumman.com / FACC.com / Boeing.com / GD.com


Q: I find WarIsFun.org Abhorrent.
A: That’s a big word for someone mad at a website. 


Q: I’m going to post this on Facebook so everyone knows not to shop here. 
A: Sick. Our social handles are coming soon. 

Q: Are your products made in the U.S.A.?
A: Probably. The only thing cooler than war is the domestic tax revenue that funds war.


Q: Stop fear-mongering. We’re not all going to die.
A: Ok Jeff Bezos. 


Q: What is the point of this?
A: We’re bored and time theft is funny.


Q: I have more questions.
A: Yes. Buy something.